Ask any parent out there if they think their child is awesome and the answer will undoubtedly be yes, my child is awesome. In fact, they are the awesomest of awesome. Have you seen how awesome her walk is? And hear her saying "Grandma"? It sounds like gehgehgeh but it's most definitely "Grandma".
Well I'm jumping on the bandwagon - my child, like all children, is awesome. Here is a list of things that define her unique awesomeness:
1) When she walks, she looks like a zombie, which is not only awesome but very cute.
2) She is almost perpetually happy.
3) She dances vigorously to the Foxtel menu music. You know, the elevator music as you scroll through channels.
4) She sounds like a German military officer when she talks excitedly.
5) She thinks her Mum is awesome. Therefore, she is awesome.
6) She can eat a whole banana in 30 seconds.
7) She can do this while saying "Nanananananana"
8) She slept until 7.44am this morning and I was hungover.
9) She laughs hysterically at the mere sighting of a dog, and her laugh is contagious, making me laugh hysterically, which makes her Dad laugh hysterically, which leaves all three of us laughing hysterically at dogs. In public.
10) She is one, and all one year olds are awesome. The jury is out on two year olds.
Z xx
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